oh em gee. its orlando bloom.

troy is a funny movie. what a foolish orlando bloom. the whole war was caused because of him. if he just died, then the war would have ended. and he just had to kill achilles. with his bow and arrow. which is stupid because he never uses a sword. what a wuss. has to be ranged. the movie is 2 hours 42 minutes of comedy. i laughed most of the movie, probably because it was late at night and i wasn’t thinking anymore.

“helen pwned troy for an extra 100 gold”