Monthly Archives: September 2004

if one thinks medicine is a placebo, will the medicine still work? this is very confusing because placeboes usually work. so if a person thinks it is a placebo, it will still work. but placebos dont work when a person knows thats what it is. but its medicine. so it should heal. or will the body say its not real and not do anything. the joys of medicine.

i cant escape derivatives!!! they are everywhere. next time i see an oil spill of a perfect circle, i can find the area that it is increasing in at any time! then i can calculate falling ladders against the wall and moving lights and turning stuff. oh my. derivatives are so joyful. i cant escape them. they are everywhere in the world. i can apply them everywhere!

its so hard to read battle royale. there are too many student names. a bunch of kids die in the beginning of the book, but then later on, other kids always talk about how they loved those kids that died. and i dont remember whatever happened to those kids. so i have to look up on battleroyaleonline.com. its annnoying. and since its all japanese names its so hard to look up. but its still a lovely book. but theres typos.

i dont like how english class is like history class right now. since we are going to read ‘the crucible’, my english teacher decided to make a research project about the salem witch trials and mccarthyism. oh no. its just like history. so i have like 2 classes of history. its horrible. i cant escape history. and then a while ago in calc, the teacher gave us some history on newton and leibniz. too much history. i dont like history.

it seems that whenever anything is anticipated, it sucks. for example. the first korn cd i ever waited for was untouchables. and it sucked a lot. now, i am waiting for rammstein’s ‘reise reise’ cd and it seems to suck. based on the two singles that have been released. also, megaherz’s new lineup sucks. and i was anticipating it to be as great as the original megaherz. but no. it sucks. everything sucks. so that means that i shouldn’t anticipate the new fra-foa dvd. or the ‘last quarter’ movie. hm. but i never anticipated junior year. but it still sucks. maybe everything just sucks. except for science. because science never sucks. it only blows out. it never sucks anything in. at least thats what roske’s poster thing says.

a picture i drew in drawing art class yesterday

its of mac os x. since it was on the computer. and i already did what was assigned. yea. thats about it.

azN xrE taRD BOI: IF I CAN SURVIVE GLOOMY SUNDAY, I CAN SURVIVE ANYTHING!

haha lim: lol

haha lim: i dun think u’ve survivced

haha lim: it’s jus that it hasn’t caught up w/ u yet

azN xrE taRD BOI: ha

haha lim: one day u’ll be like wlalking down the street saying o yeah gloomy sunday wut a bunch of bs

haha lim: and then bam! OUT OF NOWHERE A PLANE HITS YOU

haha lim: who’s laughing now

i dont get it. why!? weird. everything is so weird.

i dont get what i wrote.

its like a chain reaction.

everything doesn’t make sense

once one thing doesn’t make sense.

everything else after it doesn’t make sense.

therefore.

if history doesn’t make sense.

everything present doesn’t make sense.

such as. what is present.

is it now? or now?

because present cant be really seen or whatever.

because future will always be future.

and past will always be past.

and present will always be changing.

it doesn’t make sense.

oh danny b0i: brb

azN xrE taRD BOI: k

oh danny b0i: Gonna put some pants on

Ikembe Otobamo: Dear Sir

Ikembe Otobamo: Recently, I have been dismissed by Cisco Systems, whom I have been working for for the past six months

Ikembe Otobamo: As such, I am no longer allowed to reside within the United States

Ikembe Otobamo: However, during the time I worked for Cisco, I have amassed large amounts of money via stock options

Ikembe Otobamo: Since I am not in the United States, this money is frozen, and I cannot access it

Ikembe Otobamo: It would be helpful if you could help me hold this money for the time being until I could establish myself in my new home

Ikembe Otobamo: Sincerely,

Ikembe Otobamo: Ikembe Otobamo (Nigeria)

azN xrE taRD BOI: thats nice

Ikembe Otobamo: I will give you twenty percent of my stock options as thanks, and unlimited copies of Ubuntu Linux as a token of my gratitude

azN xrE taRD BOI: why would you be dismissed from cisco?

Ikembe Otobamo: It would appear as if they don’t like me

azN xrE taRD BOI: then why cant you live in the US?

Ikembe Otobamo: I was only allowed to stay due to work

Ikembe Otobamo: i.e. work visa

azN xrE taRD BOI: oh. okay

azN xrE taRD BOI: then why would you talk to me?

Ikembe Otobamo: It would be helpful if you could store this money in a U.S. bank account

azN xrE taRD BOI: you dont even know who i am

Ikembe Otobamo: I don’t, but I’m willing to push my luck

Ikembe Otobamo: After all, no one wants to throw away millions of dollars (USD) in stock options

azN xrE taRD BOI: hey chris.

Ikembe Otobamo: My name is Ikembe Otobamo, and I have recently fled to Nigeria

azN xrE taRD BOI: yes yes.

Ikembe Otobamo: I’m glad you believe me. Now hand over that bank account.

Ikembe Otobamo: I’ll give you 25% of the money if you do!

azN xrE taRD BOI: under one condition.

Ikembe Otobamo: I am willing to explore my options.

azN xrE taRD BOI: marry me and then you can have my bank account.

Ikembe Otobamo: In that case, you may have 50%

azN xrE taRD BOI: whatever

Ikembe Otobamo: 60%?

azN xrE taRD BOI: how about 100%.

Ikembe Otobamo: Minus 40%

azN xrE taRD BOI: multiplied 2 add 20%

azN xrE taRD BOI: howd u find me then?

Ikembe Otobamo: I’ve stolen data collected by Cisco

azN xrE taRD BOI: and why would they have data on me?

Ikembe Otobamo: They are actually a secret branch of the CIA

Ikembe Otobamo: I’m afraid I can’t speak much more

azN xrE taRD BOI: funny.

azN xrE taRD BOI: i work for the CIA.

Ikembe Otobamo: My location might belakjfd; nwoerp i- 30iwep AHhh fhelpajlfsd;aj f’lew12312

azN xrE taRD BOI: of course.

azN xrE taRD BOI: thats a bunch of random crap

azN xrE taRD BOI: im codecracker for CIA

azN xrE taRD BOI: and i know what a code is

azN xrE taRD BOI: ur retarded

azN xrE taRD BOI: stop randomly pressing keys on ur keyboard

Ikembe Otobamo: Don’t worry, we’ve taken care of that man.

Ikembe Otobamo: He’s dead

azN xrE taRD BOI: uh

azN xrE taRD BOI: okay

Ikembe Otobamo: those keys were from his face slamming into the keyboard after a headshot

Ikembe Otobamo: the most effective headshot is to the eyes

Ikembe Otobamo: any other kind of shot might leave the person alive

azN xrE taRD BOI: thats nice

in english, we are supposed to keep these daily journal writes. (shutup. its normal english). so one day the prompt was to describe our outside reading book. (a book you read outside of class). since i wasn’t reading anything, i just said i was reading battle royale. i said in my half page that i was supposed to write that i didn’t know who the author was. so today, the journals were returned and graded and next to that entry, the teacher wrote “koushun takami”. and i was very amazed. either she checked it out online, or she knew. if she knew, then i am kind of scared because then i have a teacher that knows about battle royale. and then next thing i know, everyone in my class might be on a ‘class trip’ to some remote island. oh no. but that would be kind of interesting seeing everyone in my english class kill each other. but then i would die also. oh well.