Monthly Archives: January 2004

after a week of labor and endless pain and stuff. i have finally made a crap flash similar to vivian chen’s video. ayumi hamasaki – teddy bear. now watch. and criticize.

so. there were guests at my house. i had to take care of little kids. i showed them final fantasy x. they were interested with all the fighting and stuff. so i showed them the ending. they were intrigued by the last boss guy pulling a huge sword out of his chest and blood everywhere. and so when i got to fighting the aeons part. summoning aeons and stuff. yuna always looks up to summon aeon. and the little kids are like. “why does she always point her boobs at the sky?”. what an interesting question. so they go on making theories of magical boobs. what weird kids. good thing i didn’t summon shiva.

Mandell 4 HWGD: wow you supervise very observant kids

Mandell 4 HWGD: man, i wish i were as observant

Mandell 4 HWGD: i’d enjoy FFX more

wasting time.

01.

ME

.given name. abraham chang. is it not known yet?

.name(s) your bestest friends call you. abe, abby

.worst nickname *you’ve been called* ever. ham. bra.

.siblings. grace, esther

.nicknames you’ve given them. none

.nicknames they’ve given you. none

.pet names *your lover or past lovers have called you*. sorry, no lovers.

.pet names *you’ve called them*. sorry, ask me later.

.what you call your parents. mom, dad

.born in a (hospital, log cabin, box, etc). hospital

.born in (city/state). san jose, ca

.first word. uh. i dont know

.hair color when little. black

.hair color now. black

.colors your hair has been. do they change?

.eye color. brown

.distinguishing marks. uh. i dont know. however people remember who i am.

.piercings. none

.tatoos. none

.6 toes(and other mutant body things). i have 2975 fingers

.my nails are. cut

.favorite feature *on me*. wow. what a dumb question.

.least favorite feature *are you saying i’m not perfect*. dont know

.02.

MY FAVORITE TOPIC

.gender. let me check

.virgin. yes

.date. none

.age of first kiss. i dont know

.name of first kiss. you name a kiss?

.age of first real s.o. what is a so.

.current *or last* so. eh

.how long has *had* this been going on. wtf

.age of first love. love as in sex love or happy love?

.name of first love. still confused

.still love them. im thinking happy love

.did they love you. why is it they? why is it plural? i demand an answer. its he/she not they. silly fool.

.do they still. they. they. all this they.

.age of last love. last love? as in recent love or the last love before i die? things to think.

.name of last *or current* love. i dont know

.still love them. if its current, wont one still love this “them”

.did/do they love you. how am one supposed to know

.best gift you ever got from an so. whats a so.

best gift you ever gave an so. whats a so

.silliest place you’ve ever been kissed. no where

.if you kiss this spot i melt. anywhere?

.person you regret letting go of. ha. i let go of no one

.best sex song ever. uh. korn – adidas?

.worst sex song ever. that.. milkshake song.

.last song you can remember having intercourse to. sorry. cant answer that

.03.

TASTE

.meat. anything

.where i like to eat. in my room

.best place to eat out. mcdonalds!

.tastiest food i can make. anything with directions on the box

.favorite dessert. ice cream

.diet much. no

.favorite fruit. strawberry

.favorite vegetable. tomato

.favorite candy. chewy chocolate

.favorite food as a child. french fries

.non alcoholic drink. i cant drink alchoholic anyways. dr pepper.

.alcoholic drink. hm. those weird wines.

.soda. dr pepper

.juice. orange

.milk. soy milk tastes good. normal milk does also.

.tea. jasmine

.type of chocolate. hersheys?

.04.

MY FAVORITE

.sock. white socks

.underwear. whatever fits

.pants. not jeans. not dickeys.

.shirt. tshirts

.shoes. the only shoes i have

.store. macys?

.book. none

.children’s book. none

.tv show. none

.children’s tv show. none

.movie. none

.children’s movie. none

.celebrity. hm…. none

.actor. none.

.color. black and white

.musician. christian “flake” lorenz.

.band. rammstein

.album. rammstein – mutter

.eric clapton band/album. wtf.

.artist *as in art people*. the people that draw concept art for final fantasies

.bad teenage prime time series. none

.music video. rammstein – sonne. evil snow white!

.video game. final fantasy x

.board game. monopoly

.bar game (pool, darts, drinking game). pool..?

.party game. warcraft 3.

.nailpolish color. sorry. i dont do that stuff

.drug. tylenol

.star trek series. never watch

.radio show. none.

.05.

THIS OR THAT

.ella fitzgerald * billie holiday. er. dont know

.cartoon * claymation. claymation

.puppy * kitty. puppy

.tv * radio. tv

.museum * gallery. gallery

.cold * hot. cold

.coffee * tea. tea

.the fonz * jessie from full house. huh.

.elvis * the beatles. neither

.jimi hendrix * led zeppelin. led zeppelin

.jazz * blues. jazz

.sex * fucking. aren’t they the same? just different terms?

.light bulb * candle light. light bulb.

.airplane * train. airplane

.pbs * fox. fox

.william shatner * patrick stewart. i dont know

.white rose * red rose. red

.fingers * toes. fingers

.nose piercing * eyebrow piercing. piercings are dumb

.inferno * paradise lost. huh.

.blind date * singles “event”. er

.roller skate * ice skate. roller skating

.swingset * see saw. swingset

.water * fire. water

.woods * farm. woods

.mountains * ocean. ocean

2 quizzes in 2 days. im on a roll.

apathy
Apathy, well I can say your lucky, in some ways.
You see Apathy is no emotion, basically you
don’t care. But that does not make you a bad
person. Some of my friends are apathetic and I
love them, but it wouldn’t hurt to care a
little more. Trust me life hurts, most people
who are apathetic do it cause they were hurt.
But don’t worry, life is pain, its also
pleasure. Good luck. (please vote)

What Emotion Dominates you?
brought to you by Quizilla

interesting. it has “korn – right now” as one of the choices.

[your full name] Abraham Chang

[your birthday] 10/12/

[your favorite color] black and white

[your height] 5’8 or 9 or somewhere near

[your weight] 120? something

[your eye color] brown

[your hair color] black

[your favorite book] na

[your favorite drink of all time] dr pepper

[favorite food] i dont know

[favorite song] rammstein – stripped

[Pillow Cover]: i dont know

[Shoes]: white and blue reeboks

[Perfume/Cologn]: na

[CD in stereo right now]: dont have a stereo

[Hair]: black

[What you are wearing now]: clothes

[In my mouth]: spit

[In my head]: thoughts

[Wishing]: to get lichtspielhaus

[After this]: sleep

[Talking to]: no one. im a loner

[Something you’re looking forward to in the upcoming months]: feb break

[The last thing you ate?]: chips

[Some of your favorite movies]: none

[Something that you are deathly afraid of]: life

[Do you believe in love]: sure

[Do you believe in love at first sight]: sure

[Do you believe in forgiveness]: why not?

[If you could have any animal for a pet]: fish

[What are some of your favorite pig out foods?]: tasty food

[What’s something you wish you could understand better?]: people

In the last 24 hours, have you..

[Cried] no

[Bought something] dr pepper

[Gotten sick] no

[Sang] no

[Eaten] yes

[Felt stupid] yes

[Wanted to tell someone you loved them, but didn’t] whatever you say

[Met someone new] no

[Talked to an ex] no ex

[Missed an ex] read above

[Talked to someone you have a crush on] think what you want

[Had a serious talk] no

[Missed someone] dont know.

my german poem

by abraham chang

heirate mich.

küss mich.

ich will du.

du riechst so gut.

ich haben sehnsucht.

das eifersucht.

du herz aus stein.

mein herz brennt.

ich das herzeleid.

du hasst mich.

du ficken liebestöter.

adios.

bäng bäng

feuer frei.

kofpschuss.

das alte leid ist engel asche.

a poem written out of my boredom and limited german. a sad depressing poem of a person that was rejected, so he/she shoots the rejecter.

thats all the german i could use into a poem. its not really a poem.