Monthly Archives: May 2003

Saturday, May 31st, 2003
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Subject: gay
Time: 10:22 pm.
Mood: annoyed.
Music: Korn – Wake Up.

Botan Gohan: can’t live without your precious blurty to vent?

my blurty died for a while… then it came back…
this is gay…

so… yesterday’s mixer spawned many topics of rantage… shall we begin?…

first: the mixer in general… it was really gay… only like 80 people there total… crap music… i only knew like 2 songs… the darude song and adidas (not korn version)… then it was really gay since i found out i couldn’t throw a baseball… 33 mph!!! as good as jen… im so weak… then i did the obstacle course thing… really stupid… but fun… i didn’t do that bungee cord thing since it looked dangerously scary… there was a lof of rap music… it sucked… i dont know how to dance… string raving got banned because some retard ran into it… retard… i cant dance… i state that again… all i learned was this hair swiping move that all the girls do… strange… i was sexually assualted by some slutty girl that tapped my shoulder and did some crazy move that was very strange… oh well… it was a waste of 4 hours and 12$… there were free pepsis… and there was a marijuana bust… 2 guys got caught with marijuana… i think they are stupid… wtf is the point of going to a damn mixer to smoke joints… they can go smoke joints at home… but they buy tickets to come to the mixer and light up!?.. i think they are retarded… there was not buck buck… and that killed the dance… at least it beat studying for chinese final…

after the dance… i have a new rant… soccer and koreans… there was a debate between will and reinaldo… it was strange… debating about soccer and all that koreans vs japan and stuff like that… and germans… it was really stupid… i hate soccer… just kicking a ball and shooting… boring…

another rant goes to the wonderful chinese school final… minus the wonderful… it was taken today… waste of my life… chinese school is stupid… i hate it… thats enough said…

today i went to san francisco to do some crap… extra credit for bowen!!! it was stupid but fun thinking of extra credit…

Friday, May 30th, 2003
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Subject: what i dont like
Time: 5:21 pm.
Mood: weird.
Music: DJ Sammy – Heaven (Candlelight Remix).

i dont like the matrix anymore…
the movie is good…
but the people…
the people that are obsessed with that movie…
i dont like…
they just talk about it all day…
its a damn movie…
nothing to be so interested about…
just people stopping bullets and flying and shooting…
and dreadlocked ghosts and old korean(?) men…
people like reinaldo…
memorizing all the lines…
reenacting the whole movie out…
trying to do matrix stunts at church…
its quite unneccassary…
people discussing all the themes of the movie…
what may happen…
just wait till the next damn movie…
sheesh…
all these theories at school of why neo doing his stopping power outside the matrix…
all that crap…
saying its a matrix in a matrix…
people saying “mr anderson… surprised to see me?”…
its not needed…
and thats why its annoying…
and if ur one of those people…
talk to reinaldo…
and ben…
they have enough theories to screw up your mind forever…

Tuesday, May 27th, 2003
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Subject: angry day
Time: 9:57 pm.
Mood: blah.

today was a crappily wonderful day…
take out wonderful…
started to suck at pe…
it was swimming…
only 3 boys dressed to swim…
and most of the girls dressed to swim…
hm…
not that bad…
but the water was really gay…
so stupid water…
cold and stupid…
the swimming course is really dumb…
i wished i didn’t swim today…
then there was english test…
what a retarded test…
who the hell would want to know what cecil jacobs was wearing…
god damnit…
such stupid questions…
meaningless and mindless…
bio test tomorrow…
hopefully it will be easy…
but it probably wont…
math amuses me…
its so unamusing it amuses me…
its so damn boring…
i need something to do in that class…
omg…
my day sucked…
but it wasn’t all that bad…
i think…
if jen or jenn is reading this: “augh!” *does head thing*

Monday, May 26th, 2003
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Subject: i reloaded the matrix
Time: 9:30 pm.
Mood: creative.
Music: Slipknot – Left Behind.

i reloaded the matrix today…
it was a funny movie…
i think…
it would be interesting living in zion…
when the world is endanger u have a wonderful party and all the women wear see through clothing…
the french guy has some ways with the wine and cake…
she made a girl have a sudden orgasm or something…
french wine must be orgasmic…
the battles were really strange…
why fight if smith can duplicate?…
this whole movie was pretty strange…
only the key maker and the twins made the movie good…
the end…

Saturday, May 24th, 2003
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Subject: enter the dragon
Time: 9:55 pm.
Mood: blah.
Music: Rammstein – Sonne.

i entered the dragon yesterday…
no…
not that you disturbed reader…
ok…
enter the dragon was on tv last night…
i watched it…
it was funny…
well i thought it was…
bruce lee is a funny man…
his facial expressions crack me up…
he cant act…
hes like rambo or neo…
they cant act…
but only bruce lee can actually fight…
but…
it was all funny…

Friday, May 23rd, 2003
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Subject: my promise
Time: 10:22 pm.
Mood: blah.

my promise has been made…
rant about cameron…
the man who makes a big difference in this world…
if he was gone…
then the world would be missing a lot…
literally…
hes so big that he should wear a “wide right turn” sign on his ass…
it sickens me to think of how one can be that fat…
he needs to do some jenny craig or some of that weight loss crap…
bah…
and i hate how hes so freaken damn arrogant about himself…
always competing with me…
i want to punch him…
but im afraid of getting devoured by his fat…
might go through some active transport or something…
and suck me in…

the end!!

Thursday, May 22nd, 2003
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Subject: to my fellow blurty readers
Time: 10:19 pm.
Mood: crappy.
Music: Deftones – Knife Prty.

to my fellow blurty readers…
how do you do?…
thats good…

today you will be a wonderful special rant…
another rant about a special person…
these are special because of how rare they are and how i
dont want any lawsuits against me…
congradulations justin gorgen… you have been added to abraham’s rant…
rant begins…
justin gorgen… the one we all know as gorgen or sometimes (g)orgasm… the short little asian white kid that wears glasses and talks a lot of crap… thats him… that annoying little freak… kill him!!!…. i wish… he sits in front of me in math and annoys the hell out of me… i wish he would just shutup and die… because of him i swear a lot in math… math is the class of most swearing for me… augh… and he talks all these useless trash information that one will never need to know… annoying… he even has a special spot on my buddy list… “loser gorgen”…. yup… thats his special spot on my buddy list…. that is all…

added descriptions!!!

SemiCharmedJen: i like your rants
azN xrE taRD BOI: oh
azN xrE taRD BOI: thx
SemiCharmedJen: although the one about justin a.k.a. stupid bastard could have been more descriptive
azN xrE taRD BOI: funny
azN xrE taRD BOI: what else do you want me to add?
SemiCharmedJen: hm.
SemiCharmedJen: maybe that his hands are disgustingly sweaty
azN xrE taRD BOI: ok
SemiCharmedJen: that he’s rude, and refuses to do simple things such as picking up erasers
SemiCharmedJen: that he’s annoying and butts into other people’s conversations

be sure to check back next time…
when cameron brown gets featured!!!

Tuesday, May 20th, 2003
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Subject: its that time again…
Time: 10:12 pm.
Mood: bored.
Music: Static-X – Black And White.

There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.

that was in an email i got infected with a virus…
interesting…

The way to gain a good reputation is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear.

another infected email…
interesting…
this is strange…
my email gets a lot of these virus things…
i dont know who they are…
or even if they are viruses…
they have attachments tho…
im too scared to download them…

anyways….
lets see…
its that time again…
close to the end of the year…
time to recollect the past and write rants for every teacher…

rant 1:
fukui- japanese
bah… can not talk english… hard evil class… kinda… i dont know wtf she is talking about… that is all

rant 2:
edwards – pe
gay… boring… pe… its pe what do you expect?

rant 3:
morello – world history
boring… easy… treated like kindergartners…

rant 4:
kim – english
sucks at teaching… her opinions on my english is different than those of the california or school district… she grades hard and gives my bad grades on my essays… then the wpa (writing prompt assessment) gives me an 8… high honors… wastes class time… talking about lost mp3 player today…

rant 5:
bowen – biology
stupid iconoclastic man… hating all religious stuff… thinking science proves all… shroomed up maybe… likes to point out people’s mistakes… smelly room… flys everywhere…

rant 6:
yamamoto – math
boring… that is her only bad thing…

the end…

Saturday, May 17th, 2003
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Subject: mtv icon
Time: 9:45 pm.
Mood: blah.
Music: Metallica – One.

mtv icon…
metallica tribute…
korn, limp bizkit, staind, avril lavigne…
interesting…
except for the limp bizkit, staind and avril lavigne…
korn played one…
they good…
limp bizkit did sanitarium…
they fagified the song…
and i thought they died…
but they came back stronger than ever…
with a new guitarist…
and a new guitar…
this time the guitar has glow in the dark dots…
staind…
they did nothing else matters…
2 acoustics…
not too interesting…
since they are staind… they are boring…
avril lavigne…
funny…
made me laugh…
i was laughing hysterically…
she sang fuel…
and it was funny…
she sounds like a man…
maybe she is one…
my conclusion…

zelachang (11:07:20 PM): only korn
zelachang (11:07:25 PM): is worthy of metallica

or my cousin’s conclusion…
but close enough…

i got some crazy virus emails…
scary…
the subject is “you might not appreciate this…”
and the inside text said “today is a good day to die”
and there was an attachment…
i didn’t dl it…
good thing…

azn1mp0rtrac3r: hey
AzNxReTaRdBoI: hey
azn1mp0rtrac3r: wdup?
AzNxReTaRdBoI: many things
azn1mp0rtrac3r: like wah?
AzNxReTaRdBoI: the sky
azn1mp0rtrac3r: ………
azn1mp0rtrac3r: HAR HAR thas a kneeslappa….
AzNxReTaRdBoI: ok
azn1mp0rtrac3r: lol
azn1mp0rtrac3r: wdup witchu?
AzNxReTaRdBoI: i dont know
azn1mp0rtrac3r: good enuff
AzNxReTaRdBoI: yes
azn1mp0rtrac3r: LaLaLA!!!!!!!
azn1mp0rtrac3r: ai em sho board
AzNxReTaRdBoI: same with me
azn1mp0rtrac3r: thairs
azn1mp0rtrac3r: noughten
azn1mp0rtrac3r: tudu
AzNxReTaRdBoI: huh?
azn1mp0rtrac3r: sound it out
AzNxReTaRdBoI: ah
AzNxReTaRdBoI: theres nothing to do
AzNxReTaRdBoI: ah!
AzNxReTaRdBoI: i get it
azn1mp0rtrac3r: loL

AzN 1mp0rt rac3r: y does evry wit azn in their sn is always formatted AzN?

PhntmGuaifenesin: its better to be pissed off
PhntmGuaifenesin: than to be pissed on

Friday, May 16th, 2003
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Subject: my new philosophy
Time: 10:22 pm.
Mood: content.
Music: Korn – One (metallica song korn played it for a tribute).

so you’ve come to my blurty again eh?

well… heres a rant and a philosophy all in one… my rant is about those people that cannot be happy with what they have… they are never content with what they got on a test or something and show contempt to others that got better than them… they will never be happy until they are the top one… well… now my philosophy…. NO ONE CAN EVER BE THE NUMBER ONE… there is no such thing as the smartest or the greatest person on this freaken world… we should all show content to what we have and get our lives going… those loser nerds reading all day… trying to get the top… they will never succeed… from wherever they gained their knowledge… that source is smarter than them… so they should all just shutup and live life… my retarded philosophy ends here… i could be the next confucius… ha… bullshit…

I 3at Rice: MR ANDER- I mean, Isildor
AzNxReTaRdBoI: how was the movie?
I 3at Rice: It was alright.
I 3at Rice: I liked the trailer more.
Comments: Add Your Own.

Thursday, May 15th, 2003

Subject: MATRIX RELOADED!!!
Time: 8:15 pm.
Mood: awake.
Music: Matrix Music.

HAPPY MATRIX RELOADED DAY!!!

thats all i want to say

Wednesday, May 14th, 2003
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Subject: tylenol
Time: 8:57 pm.
Mood: blank.
Music: None.

oh…
how i have fallen for thee…
oh tylenol…
you bring to me…
the pain u relieve…
the red and white…
i just take a bite…
and no more pain…
no more vain…
it feels like cocaine…
oh tylenol…
oh tylenol…
i love you so…
your 500 milligram tablets…
oh how they help…
oh tylenol…
oh tylenol…
teach me your ways…
oh tylenol…
oh tylenol…
relieve my pain…

well…
to make a long day short…
i had a crappy day…
i got home late…
i ate tylenol to relieve my pain…

if u want the long version…
it started in bowen’s class…
that fag tricked us for that extra credit problem…
after school i had to go to bret harte cultural faire…
and had to dress up all chinese ish…
it sucked…
but i got my community service…
but i got home at 8…
took a shower…
ate a dinner…
ate a tylenol…
and am now doing hw…
good bye…

Sunday, May 11th, 2003
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Subject: its been a while
Time: 8:57 pm.
Mood: confused.
Music: Static-X – Black And White.

its been a while since ive updated…
well..
nothing much will happen…
i watched xmen2…
it was wonderful…
nightcrawler owned them all…
what i dont get is why nightcrawler chants all these bible verses if the movies about evolution…
hm…
and the movie shouldn’t be called xmen2: xmen united… it should be called xmen2: day of the migraines… ha… everyone had a migraine on 1 day…

anyways…
today is mothers day…
which makes me think of a blink 182 song that i despise…
but ill put it here anyways…

Fuckin’ and suckin’ and touchin’
Fuckin’ and suckin’ and touchin’
Fuckin’ and suckin’ and touchin’

Fuckin’ and suckin’ and touchin’
Fuckin’ and suckin’ and touchin’
Fuckin’ and suckin’ and touchin’

It’s mother’s day
It’s mother’s day
It’s mother’s day
It’s mother’s day

I’ll be fuckin’ and suckin’ and touchin’
Fuckin’ and suckin’ and touchin’
Fuckin’ and suckin’ and touchin’

Fuckin’ and suckin’ and touchin’
Fuckin’ and suckin’ and touchin’
Fuckin’ and suckin’ and touchin’

It’s mother’s day
It’s mother’s day
It’s mother’s day
It’s mother’s day

what stupid lyrics…
probably not as stupid as a dream i had…
once i had this dream…
that i went to antarctica…
and then there was an evil aquarium owner…
he oppressed 4 fish which became my friends…
i kept them in a plastic bag and they gave me tips to overthrow the evil aquarium owner…
i overthrew him by turning him into a fish and took control of the aquarium (which looked like my house)…
i saved the fish and put them in tanks…
i saw 1 inch sting rays…
then i sold the ownership of the aquarium and became rich…

what a stupid dream…

a band i would like to see:
lead singer – disturbed guy
guitarist1 – tripp (static-x)
guitarist2 – munky (korn)
bassist1 – fieldy (korn)
bassist2 – statix-2 guy
bassist3 – kittie girl
drummer1 – joey jordison (slipknot)
drummer2 – lars ulrich (metallica)
keyboarder – rammstein guy

3 bassists in a band… all 5 string bassists… 2 drummers… crazy… its almost slipknot… in terms of size…

zelachang: everyones disbanding!
zelachang: punk is taking over the world!

about math factoring…

CanadianMarmoset: i got hella fast, and then i discovered the calculator
CanadianMarmoset: and then my mind deteriorated

Thursday, May 8th, 2003
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Subject: hmmm
Time: 9:56 pm.
Mood: blah.
Music: Static-X – Black and White.

today…
i did the most stupid thing in my life…
i bought the compatability test results…
omg…
what a waste of 2$….
rant executed… well… it seemed interesting… then i bought it… bah… it was damn evil… all freshmen were put into grade 10… so stupid… and there was a guy as the number 1 match for me… so stupid… and all those queer people that i dont know being listed as my compatible peoples… and all that stupid stuff… it was so stupid… i cant believe i wasted 2 good dollars…. ahhh… so stupid… my colors are purple and blue… what gay colors…

me, stephen (half of him), stan, jen, and jenn owned ms kim in the crossword puzzle race…

Pstands4Psycho: classical is good, some of it that is…
Pstands4Psycho: some is boring as shittaki mushrooms

SemiCharmedJen: they should have insulated ice cream boxes

Tuesday, May 6th, 2003
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Subject: well
Time: 9:53 pm.
Mood: blah.
Music: Rammstein – Sonne.

i have nothing to write in here…
blurty is so empty…
i want to start a fan club…
an anti-AFI fan club…
anyone want to join?
i doubt it…
too many AFI fans…
damn them…
putting stickers everywhere…
then theres me…
i like to peel them off…
and crumble them…
muahahaha…

oh now…
i will now take rant requests…
u can request a rant by IMing me…
or u can write a rant and ill post it here…
bah…

Monday, May 5th, 2003
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Subject: rant
Time: 10:09 pm.
Mood: blah.
Music: Static-X – This is Not.

rant of thy day…
school rivalries…
they so stupid… suddenly people have this ucla vs berkeley crap… its quite annoying… people hating the colour red because of some sibling’s college… i hate this… memories of bret harte… people calling bret harte wet fart and castillero castilamo… such stupid school rivalries… schools are schools… dont have to teach all the students about hating each other… thats why this fucked up world has so many wars like this one happening now in iraq… i bet bush had a lot of school rivalry… end retarded rant…

Friday, May 2nd, 2003
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Subject: subject?
Time: 10:27 pm.
Mood: blah.
Music: Static-X – Cold.

well…
another day has passed…
and nothing has happened…

some guy proved that 0=1 but no one can find the flaw in it…

(n is an arbitrary integer)

Given… (you learn this in MAH, I do believe)
e^(2pi*i*n) = 1
Multiply both sides by e…
e^(1+2pi*i*n) = e
Raise the power of both sides to 1+2pi*i*n…
(e^(1+2pi*i*n))^(1+2pi*i*n) = e^(1+2pi*i*n)
Since e^(1+2pi*i*n) = e…
(e^(1+2pi*i*n))^(1+2pi*i*n) = e
Powers of powers rule…
e^((1+2pi*i*n)^2) = e
Multiply out the square…
e^(1 + 4pi*i*n – 4pi^2*n^2) = e
Sum of powers rule…
e*e^(2*2pi*i*n)*e^(-4pi^2*n^2) = e
Substitute e^(2pi*i*n)=1 and divide out the e’s on both sides…
e^(-4pi^2*n^2) = 1
Since n can be any integer, let us substitute in an arbitrarily large
integer, in fact, let us substitute in an infinitely large integer
(aka, infinite) for n. Since e^(-4pi^2*n^2)=0 when n=infinite…
0 = 1

crazy man…

anyways…
matrix…
we watched it…
it would suck if you were doing some crazy kungfu running on the walls… thinking ur going to trick the man and then a black guy

punches you…
it would suck…
it would be scary if you were dreaming about a phone call with a black guy and when u wake up you talk to the black guy on the phone…

matrix reloaded!…

its going to be happy!

Thursday, May 1st, 2003
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Subject: enraged
Time: 10:25 pm.
Mood: angry.
Music: FUCK YOU ALL!!!.

cybeRsLpR12: what happened to all ur enraged blurtys?
AzNxReTaRdBoI: its there
cybeRsLpR12: they’re all “blah” now
AzNxReTaRdBoI: its on my website
AzNxReTaRdBoI: oh
AzNxReTaRdBoI: i dont know
AzNxReTaRdBoI: i stopped swearing as much
AzNxReTaRdBoI: so i guess less enragement
cybeRsLpR12: I WANT ENRAGE

YOU WANT ENRAGE BRIAN!?! ILL GIVE YOU ENRAGE!!!
FUCK YOU!!!!
FUCK EVERYTHING!!!
DAMN LIFE!!!
EVERYTHING SUCKS!!!
EVEN SUM41!!!!
THEY SUCK MORE THAN KORN!!!
AHHHH!!!
FUCK ALL THAT BULLSHIT!!!
ITS ALL SHITING EVERYWHERE!!!
ITS PISSING ME OFF!!!!
DAMN THIS!!!
FUCK YOU!!!
ESPECIALLY YOU BRIAN!!!!
CUZ U MADE ME WRITE THIS MINDLESS ENTRY!!!!
FUCK YOU!!!
HAHAHA!!!

dont take any of the above seriously…

Subject: i am angry
Time: 9:52 pm.
Mood: blah.
Music: Korn – Dead Bodies Everywhere.

i am angry… somewhat… actually not really… i just have a lot of rants today…

first special rant…
this time its special… its a special person… her name is michelle gibo… start rant… damn her… all she does is bitch about everything that pisses her off… she just keeps on talking and never stops bitching… i hate that… and her damn squeaky high pitched voice… its so stupid… and annoying… ahhh… and she likes to show off her sister so much… and she complains so much about kelartinian and mah test and bowen and her gpa… i wish someone would just tell her to shut the fuck up… shes such a stupid cheerleader…

which is the topic of my next rant…
cheerleaders… wtf is with these cheerleaders… they are so stupid… they like fail every class they have and are counted as important people in the school… all they wear are mini skirt-ish things and jump up and down and do their crap… why the hell is “spirit” a pe alternative?… its not very sportish… even tho they dont contribute to anything in school they are counted as such important people… even that damn sadies dance was rescheduled for those sluts because of some cheerleading competition thing… how the hell can u have a cheer leading competition tho?… all they do at school is participate in those spirit activites… like spirit week…

which is my 3rd rant…
spirit week… wtf is that crap… its just a week to wear some crap and have a twin and make a boy a girl and vise versa… so stupid… they play crappy music and then they have cheerleaders do their unsyncronized dance routines and crap like that… they dont do anything special on these days… why does the school waste all their money on those craps?… they just lead to more fund raisers…

4th rant…
fund raisers…
so stupid… the school always seem to be out of money… (see above rant)… where the hell does all the money go?… we have so many damn fund raisers such as those cookie dough and all that crap… its all overpriced crap that could be bought for 90% cheaper at safeway or something… and they give the lamest prizes ever for those that sell little… ooo… wonderful… i got a pencil from the fund raiser… so stupid… i hate all those… those programs just annoy everyone… i hate it when neighbors go to my house and ring the doorbell asking me about fund raising…

next rant…
neighbors…
jk…

u see… one rant of a person can lead to so many rants… i like this…

a thought…
if black is the lack of light… and white is the completeness of light… then whats gray?… the lack of the completeness of light?… its a strange thing… how can there be nothing and everything to make something?…