Monthly Archives: March 2003

Monday, March 31st, 2003
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Subject: lol
Time: 7:11 pm.
Mood: blah.
Music: anything that doesn’t relate to Linkin Park.

lol…
my antiLP site has gone overboard…
the bandwidth got exceeded and 100 visitors in 2 hours…
its too popular…
lol…
thanks to the linkinpark.com forums…
look for peef2’s posts…
here are the most “positive” replies…

You seriously have way too much time on your hands…..Go do something productive, or try to get a sense of creativity through those brains of yours and understand Linkin Park’s music.

erm…why would someone go thru the trouble of signing up for the LP forums…to show off an anti-LP site to the TONS of die-hard LP fans here?

wat the fuck is this shit!!!!!!!!!!!
that site should be banned from the net….its disturbing!!!!!!!!
the only 2 people in the world that hate LP…….your gonna get ure ass kicked mother $%^&er; !!!!!!!!!

someone pls bann this dude……..its Sacrilege !!!!!!!

thank you. the opener of this thread should be beaten up by street teams lol. but i want to do the finishing kick personally

HAHAHAHAHA, buddy…who gives a fuck about ure opinion, ask the millions of fans that bought Hybrid Theory, Meteora, and Reanimation if they too give a fuck…whoever you are, get a fuckin’ life…

hahaha ur bandwidth is gone to shit, now no one can see ur shitty site

Your nothing but a sad freak…you dis LP, you are dissing me! You have no idea what they are like and all you can do is hate them.

Lmao.Oh my God,And I thought I had alot of time on my hand’s,Woo totally blew me off.If you have THAT much time on your hand’s atleast make it look good man!

Erm.. very creative?.. *coughs*

u suck big ass, and wat the hell do u listen to, eminem? a dood thats named marshal, and gets mixed up other candy products? i dont think so, lp is one of the greatests bands in the world, and if u feel like you have to register at a lp message board, and start flamin them, then u need your ass kicked

first forum
second forum
third forum
fourth forum

they are so positive…

i found out my treadmill sucks…
its max is 8 min a mile..
i beat it…
im good…
the treadmill is falling apart…

SuperSmilez 911 (7:30:18 PM): wow wow wow
AzNxReTaRdBoI (7:30:22 PM): ?
SuperSmilez 911 (7:30:25 PM): all your anti LP sites are out of commission
SuperSmilez 911 (7:30:28 PM): for today
SuperSmilez 911 (7:30:31 PM): its so popular
AzNxReTaRdBoI (7:30:32 PM): yea
SuperSmilez 911 (7:30:36 PM): you made a big hit with that website
AzNxReTaRdBoI (7:30:40 PM): it got 100 visitors in 2 hours
SuperSmilez 911 (7:30:41 PM): everybody loves it… lol
SuperSmilez 911 (7:30:44 PM): i know
SuperSmilez 911 (7:30:45 PM): its amazing
SuperSmilez 911 (7:30:54 PM): i wonder
AzNxReTaRdBoI (7:31:02 PM): i went to linkinpark.com
SuperSmilez 911 (7:31:02 PM): maybe you can even get the singers of LP to comment on it
AzNxReTaRdBoI (7:31:07 PM): and commented on the forum
SuperSmilez 911 (7:31:10 PM): yeah
AzNxReTaRdBoI (7:31:15 PM): and people seemed to “like” it
SuperSmilez 911 (7:31:17 PM): lol
SuperSmilez 911 (7:31:23 PM): probably they are hitting it to take it down
SuperSmilez 911 (7:31:25 PM): outta commission

SuperSmilez 911 (7:34:11 PM): wow
SuperSmilez 911 (7:34:15 PM): those people take it too personally
SuperSmilez 911 (7:34:16 PM): its amazing
SuperSmilez 911 (7:34:27 PM): wow
SuperSmilez 911 (7:34:33 PM): well its really funny though
SuperSmilez 911 (7:34:42 PM): they should see your website as a form of quality entertainment
SuperSmilez 911 (7:34:49 PM): NEVER put your name on that website
SuperSmilez 911 (7:34:50 PM): or else
SuperSmilez 911 (7:34:52 PM): they’ll get you

NatrlDisturbance (10:18:05 PM): i’m with you, i’m stickign up fer you
NatrlDisturbance (10:18:09 PM): those jerks are ognna get it

zelachang (10:16:47 PM): of all places to post it, why the official freakin site

zelachang (10:21:08 PM): these are like the stupidest replies on earth

zelachang (10:22:33 PM): haha
zelachang (10:22:47 PM): the website just got permanently screwed
zelachang (10:22:52 PM): well not really
zelachang (10:22:53 PM): but
AzNxReTaRdBoI (10:22:53 PM): how so?
AzNxReTaRdBoI (10:22:58 PM): it comes back in 2 hours
zelachang (10:23:01 PM): everyones gonna be ranting against us
zelachang (10:23:16 PM): itll be lp gay loveers place to dis antilp

zelachang (10:24:32 PM): omg
zelachang (10:24:34 PM): this is so sad
zelachang (10:24:42 PM): they cant even come up with a good comeback

BOOK OF MARK
A minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17.” The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, “Mark has only 16 chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying

A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he’d lost his cigarettes. In the middle the room, under the carpet, was a bump. “No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack smokes,” he said to himself. He proceeded to get out his hammer and flattened the hump. As he was cleaning up, the lady came in. “Here,” she said, handing him his pack cigarettes. “I found them in the hallway.” “Now,” she said, “if only I could find my sweet little hamster.”

Sunday, March 30th, 2003
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Subject: hi
Time: 10:14 pm.
Mood: blah.
Music: Korn – Falling Away From Me.

hi
yesterday was good
went to chinese school
did bad on midterm
then
go to lan party
with stephen
and play from 7:30 to 12 this morning
fun
played wc3 and cs
we played college students vs non college students
college won
me and stephen were on a team
we beat another team
then another team beat us
we lost
gg

Friday, March 28th, 2003
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Subject: so…
Time: 10:50 pm.
Mood: amused.
Music: Static-X – Black and White.

so…
today…
good…
did ok on bio quiz…
i guessed my score right!
1 extra credit!
praise night was good…
skit was funny…
stephen the crazy man…
killed people…
hahaha…
funny…
watched people play “puck puck”…
i think thats whats its called…
its kinda like leapfrog…
except jump of people…
and form a tower…
funny…

Thursday, March 27th, 2003
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Subject: blah
Time: 10:38 pm.
Mood: blah.
Music: Korn – Somebody Someone.

english was great…
got to slide through the bars on the side of the chairs…
im the fastest…

jenn drew me a picture for my notebook..
its a cloud picture…
very cool…

I can’t stand to let you in.
I’m just watching you.
And I don’t know what to do.
Feeling like a fool inside.
Feeling all the hurt y
ou hide.
Thought you were my friend.
Seems it never ends.
I need somebody someone.
Can’t somebody help me.
All I need is to be.
Loved just for me.

Giving you this and that.
Giving gave nothing back.
It’s all related to.
All the things I do.
Feeling like a fool inside.
Seeing all the things you tried.
I am nothing.

I look I sign.
I need someone.
Inside to help me out.
With what I’m trying.
I’m crying, I’m frying.
In a pile of shit.
I’m dying.
I’m dying.
I’m dying

I need somebody (someone).
Somebody (somebody).
Someone.

I need somebody (someone).
Somebody (somebody).
Someone.

Someone.

Wednesday, March 26th, 2003
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Subject: some chain im
Time: 10:58 pm.
Mood: amused.
Music: Korn – Falling Away From Me.

some chain IM

Hi my name is Gabriel, I am a little girl and I have no face I died a couple of years ago in a fire. The person who id typing this is possessed by me. I am very sorry but I will haunt anyone who does not send this to ten pplz or more. I will come to your room and stare at u, u will see me as a little girl age three. I will have pitch red hair NO SEND BAC

SteMat794: be gone demon!

SemiCharmedJen: hm..
SemiCharmedJen: sending me these chain things i see
SemiCharmedJen: which i never pass on
SemiCharmedJen: i think i’ll take the risk
SemiCharmedJen: it would be quite cool to see a ghost

AzNxReTaRdBoI: wouldn’t u want to be followed by a ghost all day?
zelachang: itd be pretty cool
AzNxReTaRdBoI: yes
zelachang: id have a friend

Tuesday, March 25th, 2003
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Subject: oh no…
Time: 10:41 pm.
Mood: blah.
Music: Rammstein – Sonne.

oh no…. not another one of these…

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME:
01 | life
02 | my bio teacher
03 | clowns
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THREE PEOPLE WHO MAKE ME LAUGH:
01 | myself?
02 | bio teacher cus he so strange
03 | my computer
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THREE THINGS I LOVE:
01 | my comp
02 | me
03 | kazaa…
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THREE THINGS I HATE:
01 | my bio teacher
02 | crazy drugged up people
03 | people that are asses about everything
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THREE THINGS I DON’T UNDERSTAND:
01 | me
02 | japanese
03 | chinese
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THREE THINGS ON MY DESK:
01 | telephone
02 | pencil
03 | lcd flat screen monitor
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THREE THINGS I’M DOING RIGHT NOW:
01 | typing this
02 | adobe photoshoping
03 | antiLPing
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THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE:
01 | sleep
02 | finish this
03 | dont know
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THREE THINGS I CAN DO:
01 | sleep
02 | type
03 | eat
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THREE WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY:
01 | confused
02 | bored
03 | stupid
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THREE THINGS I CAN’T DO:
01 | drive
02 | drink
03 | think of a third thing i cant do
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THREE THINGS I THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO:
01 | Korn
02 | Rammstein
03 | Red Hot Chili Peppers
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THREE THINGS I DON’T THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO EVER:
01 | country music
02 | avril
03 | pokemon theme song
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THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST:
01 | stfu
02 | huh?
03 | shutup
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THREE OF YOUR ABSOLUTE FAVORITE FOODS:
01 | those tv dinners
02 | cup of noodles
03 | anything that makes my taste buds happy
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THREE THINGS YOU’D LIKE TO LEARN:
01 | java
02 | to have guitar skills
03 | to have bass skills
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THREE BEVERAGES YOU DRINK REGULARLY:
01 | water
02 | soda
03 | soup
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THREE SHOWS YOU WATCHED WHEN YOU WERE A KID:
01 | barney
02 | power rangers
03 | i dont know
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RANDOM QUESTIONS..
1. what kind of a question is this?
2. how do i make flash videos good?
3. why is reinaldo IMing me?

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DESCRIBE YOUR..
[ x ] Hairbrush – black
[ x ] Toothbrush – green/white
[ x ] Jewelry worn daily – glasses?
[ x ] Pillow cover – white
[ x ] Blanket – greenish
[ x ] Coffee cup – none
[ x ] Sunglasses – none
[ x ] Underwear – do u really have to know?
[ x ] Favorite shirt – dont care
[ x ] Cologne/Perfume – ben’s cologne… not really…
[ x ] CD in stereo right now – dont have stereo
[ x ] Tattoos – none
[ x ] Piercings – none
[ x ] What you are wearing now – too lazy to check
[ x ] In my mouth – digestive saliva enzymes
[ x ] In my head – brain
[ x ] Wishing – to finish this thing
[ x ] After this – sleep
[ x ] Fetishes – eh…
[ x ] If you could get away with it and murder anyone, who and for what reason? – anyone that pisses me off
[ x ] Person you wish you could see right now – a person
[ x ] Is next to you – my computer
[ x ] Some of your favorite movies – The Matrix
[ x ] Something you’re looking forward to in the upcoming month – spring break… haha… sadies… yea right…
[ x ] The last thing you ate – dinner
[ x ] Something that you are deathly afraid of – death
[ x ] Do you like candles – what a lame question
[ x ] Do you like incense – depends
[ x ] Do you like the taste of blood – sometimes..
[ x ] Do you believe in love – not really… hasn’t come to me
[ x ] Do you believe in soul mates – not really…
[ x ] Do you believe in love at first sight – sure y not?
[ x ] Do you believe in Heaven – yes
[ x ] Do you believe in God – yes
[ x ] What do you want done with your body when you die – buried
[ x ] If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be? a fish
[ x ] What is the latest you’ve ever stayed up – never went to sleep
[ x ] Can you eat with chopsticks – Yes
[ x ] What’s your favorite coin – those special coins
[ x ] What are some of your favorite candies – warheads
[ x ] What’s something that you wish people would understand – me
[ x ] What’s something you wish you could understand better – people
[ x ] Who is someone that you really wish was still around – someone that is dead…

Subject: huh?
Time: 10:32 pm.
Mood: blah.
Music: Korn – Falling Away From Me.

huh?
that is a question that all people will face one day…
how do you respond to that?
i dont know…
that is not the topic of the day…
todays topic
is about the stupidity of leland bikers…
leland bikers are really stupid…
they are the stupidest people i have ever seen…
i always look at bikes after pe…
i always see some really stupid people’s bikes…
they have really good bikes…
shimano… and all those shock absorbing stuffs…
i look…
only chained to the wheel…
what stupidity…
i look…
a bike…
that is tied up with a lock…
its not really chained…
its tied up…
i untangle the lock (one of those string things)…
and find it is only chained to helmet…
i take bike off rack…
look at the greatness of the bike…
ride it around and put it back…
that was a few days ago…
today…
i saw this bike…
it was close to a lock…
not even locked…
funny…

sadies got rescheduled…
i still dont really care…
no one will ask me…
no point worrying…

today in english…
stephen discovered the magic of static electricity…
its great stuff…
he was playing static electricity for half the period…
with his arm hairs…
hes easily amused i think…
the power of static-X!!!

Monday, March 24th, 2003
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Subject: japanese talk
Time: 5:18 pm.
Mood: calm.
Music: Korn – Wake Up.

talk about japanese class…

AzNxReTaRdBoI: no wonder this class is college course
Sleeping88: yeah
Sleeping88: but she should at least explain better
AzNxReTaRdBoI: yes she should
Sleeping88: instead of yeah we um, do yeah, um so that, um, yeah, we work on, yeah, um
Sleeping88: she always does that when she’s explaining

bowen is a crazy man…
we watched some movie about watson and crick…
i learned about watson’s sexual fantasies…
he likes women with “large breasts”…
ok…
thats enough…

CanadianMarmoset: u go 2 church
AzNxReTaRdBoI: yea i do
CanadianMarmoset: i mean ur the depressed teenager who
CanadianMarmoset: hates anti l
CanadianMarmoset: p*
CanadianMarmoset: makes freaky wallpapers
CanadianMarmoset: disobeys the law
AzNxReTaRdBoI: for what?
CanadianMarmoset: dls illegal programs
AzNxReTaRdBoI: oh
AzNxReTaRdBoI: yea
CanadianMarmoset: and U GO TO CHURCH
AzNxReTaRdBoI: yes
AzNxReTaRdBoI: i do
AzNxReTaRdBoI: u have a problem with that?
CanadianMarmoset: STAN: well u kno his name is abraham after all
CanadianMarmoset: so funny
AzNxReTaRdBoI: yes
CanadianMarmoset: seriously
CanadianMarmoset: u dl illegal programs
AzNxReTaRdBoI: of course
CanadianMarmoset: and duzn’t the ten commandments say
CanadianMarmoset: thou shall not steal
AzNxReTaRdBoI: its not my problem that they make it so damn expensive

Sunday, March 23rd, 2003
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Subject: ni how
Time: 9:56 pm.
Mood: blah.
Music: Korn – Falling Away From Me.

hello…
today…
was that day of oscars…
strange…
eminem won that award…
anyways…
i got this lcd flat panel monitor…
good stuff…
finally got one..
today was a family reunion…
a lot of people…
i didn’t know them…
very distant people…
i watched the oscars…
that is all…

Saturday, March 22nd, 2003
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Subject: what a day…
Time: 5:52 pm.
Mood: blah.
Music: Rammtein – Sonne.

hello blurty…
and fellow blurty readers…
today was a day to remember…
not really…
i had to wake up at 6 instead of the usual 9 to go to some math contest…
usually i have to wake up at 9 for chinese school…
but today was special…
wake up at 6…
did my stuff…
go to san jose state university…
take the annual scvma…
crazy test…
first 25 problems were speed questions…
they ask people to raise their hands when done with problem…
the go to next problem when over half are done…
for some reason…
people like to raise their hands right when the problem goes up…
oh well…
i was screwed on the 25 problems…
then came the next 25 and final half of the test…
good stuff…
i would have owned everyone in that…
too bad everyone owned me in the speed…
bah…
i didn’t like that place…
everyone there was like a freak…
they were all talking in weird mathish language…
the contest cover had this really interesting design of curves and stuff…
the kid in front of me said “wow… [something really complicated]” when he saw that…
i dont recall what he said…
after that…
awards ceremony…
i did not place…
but many lelanders placed…
congratulations to them…
i lost….
that place was so freaken nerdy…
even the award giver peoples made jokes using math…
something about perfect numbers…
and talked a lot of calculus that made others around me laugh…
but i didn’t understand, so it didn’t matter…
bah..
then i came home…
brought a very old computer downstairs…
set it up…
its too slow for me…
90 mhz…
damn slow stuff…
oh well…
then i started hw…
math hw…
easy…
started to panic when i couldn’t find my math packet…
then found out that jenn has it…
whew…
then did japanese…
then i had to do more math…
u see i got a new notebook…
cus my 1st one completely fell apart…
so i had to copy my notes all into my new one…
today was a day loaded with math…
i have a crazy headache…
its pissing me off…

Thursday, March 20th, 2003
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Subject: hello
Time: 10:58 pm.
Mood: blah.
Music: Korn – Falling Away From Me.

welcome

finished shall we dance in japanese…
good movie…
should watch it…

rant of thy day…
people like ben…
ben is an asshole… my topic isn’t about his intellegence level… its about his inability to accept other’s music preference… look at that man… he always walks around dissing my music… for some strange reason… what a loser… cant handle rock… can only handle rap… always says “you should be arrested for listening to rammstein”… wtf is with him?… i wish he would just stfu and go on his way… tell that man to stfu… bah… i hate rap but i dont go around ranting and shitting about it… my solution to this problem: shut your fucking mouth before you try to criticize anything…

Wednesday, March 19th, 2003
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Subject: ffx-2!!!
Time: 10:07 pm.
Mood: blah.
Music: Korn – Falling Away From Me.

ffx-2!!!
it came out a few days ago in japan!!!
cant wait!!!
i want that game!!!
i downloaded all those videos!!!
good stuff!!!
yuna dances and sings!!!
yay!!!
gotta get that game!!!

Hmm… i thought tidus died…
apparently… hes alive…

New character on left…
Lenne and right is Yuna…

Damnit… its so freaken hard navigating that officail website…
its all in japanese…

wait…

wtf?
why is lenne with tidus?
wait…
wtf?
thats not tidus…
thats a tidus looking person…

hey guys!!!
guess what happens today!!
its wartime!!!
mr bush is now being the dumbass he is and sending a bunch of crap to iraq!!!
isn’t that great!!!??
because of that war the oil prices are incredibly high!!!
and if this war goes even longer the oil prices will go even higher!!!
then the stocks will all crash!!!
and everyone will be a hobo on the street!!!
itsn’t that great!?!?
its like the great depression all over again!!!
and…
added bonus!!!
since this war is so hated…
i bet there will be hippies all over again!!!
hippies will rule the world again!!!
they will reign supreme!!!
bell bottoms!!!
tie die shirts!!!
peace signs!!!
hell yea!!!
(im being sarcastic in that crap i just wrote)

hello peoples!
i have just had a weirdest day at school…
pe became SOAR class all over again…
we got to meet the back of mr trojan’s condom boxes…
we learned about temperatures of condoms and crap…
and sex with others…
i found out the equation…
its 2^n-1…
bored i am…

there was a hard writing prompt today…
it was favorite music type…
its not really hard…
but hard to find 3 details and elaborate on them…
bah…

bowen was an “orangatan” today…
quoted by the substitute…
bowen hurt his back…

Tuesday, March 18th, 2003
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Subject: so…
Time: 5:57 pm.
Mood: blah.
Music: Korn – Falling Away From Me.

so peoples…
hello…
how do you do?

bowen test came back…
got C…
grade in bio is B…

math test came back…
got A…
grade in math is A+…

english essay came back…
got bad…
grade in english is i think B…
that brings me to my rant topic…

rant of the day:
topic is: ms kim

yes… this rant is about a teacher… that teacher that is a stupid bitch… she doesn’t teach jack and expects us to be all good in writing and shit… taught absolutely nothing this whole damn year… theres that freaken essay prompt tomorrow and she says we should all do good… “since [shes] such a good teacher”… bull shit… stupid bitch… lazy person that grades way too hard since she doesn’t teach anything… i feel sorry for her ESL students… they all have such horrible grades… has anyone ever noticed them?… its like 10 F’s and 9 D’s and 8 C’s and like 2 A’s and B’s… stupid bitch… i should stop ranting about that stupid bitch because i bet someone is going to tell that stupid bitch that im calling her a stupid bitch… well… fuck you stupid bitch… i dont give a fuck what you tell that stupid bitch… i said stupid bitch too much… time to stupid saying stupid bitch… my conclusion: ms kim is a stupid bitch… i repeat… stupid bitch… now repeat after me… stupid bitch…

end

Spazz Is Back: antilp 4 lif3

HELL YEA!!!
antiLP is now…
antilp.vze.com or antilp.filetap.com

WTF? Ear Stuff

Monday, March 17th, 2003
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Subject: hello world
Time: 3:58 pm.
Mood: blah.
Music: Korn – Lets Get This Party Started.

hello world…
thats a computer term for programmers…
all programmers use that for some junk…
dont really know why that is used…

today is st. patricks day…
do i really care???
no…

anyways…
today…
bowen wasn’t at bio!!!
it was great…
just played some of that great cards…
played BS and 13… and 17…

today chose classes…
in english…
chose…
english 3, 4
world history 3, 4 acc
japanese 3, 4
math analysis (hopefully will get into honors)
chemistry honors
pe (stupid people wont let me choose sport cus i had pe this year)

thast all…
i think i will be english 3, 4 acc..
stupid pressure from being asian…
at this time i really despise being asian…
since all asians are so damn smart…

japanese test…
funny…
we had a word…
it was mizuumi…
it means lake or pond…
brian didn’t know what it was…
so he put miso soup…
“the weather wasn’t good, but the miso soup was pretty”…
haha…

oh well…
that is all…

Sunday, March 16th, 2003
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Subject: shroom hunting
Time: 5:42 pm.
Mood: amused.
Music: Korn – Dead Bodies Everywhere.

today i went shroom hunting with stephen, ashley, and connie…
we found many shrooms..
and also found a lot of poison oak…
it was raining…
we still decided to go…
so we went…
stephen led us through a patch of poison oak…
oh well…
we had clothes on…
when we walked back we found more mushrooms…
it was strange…
we wern’t intending on finding any more shrooms…
but found more…
and they were growing near the concrete path…
we went off in the beginning…
and found few…
oh well…
that is all…
for abraham’s shroom hunting adventures…

topic of the day…
those cymbals, “click-click” (my name for hi-hats) in rock bands…

did u know? that those metal parabola shaped pieces are used a lot in hard rock music?… i found that out yesterday… its really strange stuff.. most would think that its rarely used in that type of music… but i found out… its used quite often… take “lets get this party started” by korn… the use of cymbals are a great amount of times… and “got the life” by korn… also much… at the end… “falling away from me” by korn… another great use of cymbals… now u try to argue by saying “thats all korn”… well… ill tell you a band that u will never imagine using cymbals… slipknot!!!… thats right… slipknot uses cymbals… hard to believe?… believe it… in “heretic’s anthem” the intro consists of cymbals before the guitaring starts… wow… cymbals are used… oh well… that is all…

Saturday, March 15th, 2003
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Subject: minority report
Time: 9:15 pm.
Mood: amused.
Music: Papa Roach – Between Angels and Insects.

minority report…
good movie…
confusing stuff…
everyone shooting each other…
predicting the future…
its all crazy stuff…
good movie…
should watch it…
even tho everyones probably already seen it…

antiLP
has a new forum…
go and see it…
write stuff..
rant…
please…

its raining!!!
horray!!
shrooms will grow!!!
shrooms mean extra credit!!!
extra credit means better grades!!!
better grades mean happy parents!!!
happy parents mean happy me!!!
happy me means…
i dont know…
based on the theory of the chain rule..
that means…
rain will lead to happy me…
but to bowen…
that would be wrong…
we only want direct stuff…
oh well…
im going shroom hunting with matz and others tomorrow…
come join…
lelend…
9:15…
gym…

CanadianMarmoset: i luv the whale
CanadianMarmoset: i hit the the bottom of the iceberg
CanadianMarmoset:
i’m a hardcore gamer now

Friday, March 14th, 2003
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Subject: wow…
Time: 10:20 pm.
Mood: blah.
Music: Our Lady Peace – All For You.

wow…
today was great…
school was over…
for this week…
bowen test…
most likely did bad…

church was great…
played this game called hoopla…
or something like that…
played some of that contortion drums…
i had to contort myself to play the drums…
played foozball…
im a great defense…
yea right…

that is all…
check back next time for more of abraham’s extremely boring entries…

Thursday, March 13th, 2003
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Subject: strange germans…
Time: 11:12 pm.
Mood: blah.
Music: Rammstein – Sonne.

Boy Sparks Inferno with Paper Airplane
Thu Mar 13, 9:54 AM ET

BERLIN (Reuters) – A 12-year-old boy accidentally burned down a poolhouse and a summer pavilion with a flaming paper airplane, causing more than $40,000 in damage, police in southern Germany said on Thursday.

The airplane ignited a hedge next to the swimming pool building and summer house in the Bavarian town of Oberasbach on Tuesday.

By the time the fire services put out the blaze, both buildings were gutted and two garages slightly charred.

“The boy wasn’t looking to start a fire,” said police spokesman Dieter Eilert. “He just wanted to light his plane.”

News found here

All the strangest things happen in Germany…

Subject: well…
Time: 10:47 pm.
Mood: blah.
Music: Rammstein – Sonne.

well…
today was a strange day…
started off the same…
ended the same…
strange isn’t it?…

bowen test tomorrow…
about cell respiration…
krebs cycle…
glycolysis…
AHH!!!

math…
found out…
i represent…
the school…
in…
im3/trig…
crazy…
1st place on that test yesterday…
quite unexpected…
now im screwed…
high standards…
because of that test…
people have asked me…
“when you own a big company and im a hobo on the street, will you hire me?”
and because i am so nice…
i have promised 2 people a job…
thats only if i own a company…
i doubt it tho…
hahaha…

its raining and crap…
its great!…

Wednesday, March 12th, 2003
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Subject: goldfish saving?
Time: 8:04 pm.
Mood: annoyed.
Music: Korn – Falling Away From Me.

Police Nab Boy Torching Goldfish with Flame-thrower
Wed Mar 12, 8:07 AM ET

BERLIN (Reuters) – German police apprehended an 11-year-old boy as he torched stolen goldfish with a homemade flame-thrower, police said on Wednesday.

They discovered the boy roasting the fish with a device made from a water pistol, a cigarette lighter and a stolen petrol canister.

“It was a lethal contraption. He was jolly lucky it didn’t explode in his face,” said a police spokesman.

Locals had alerted police on Monday after noticing a fire in a yard in the western town of Kellinghusen.

Police confiscated the flame-thrower, but were too late to save the goldfish, which were stolen from a neighbor’s pond.

The boy’s age means he will not be prosecuted.

News found here

Britracegreen: all germans r crazy

Subject: i ask you
Time: 5:28 pm.
Mood: pissed off.
Music: anything that can further make my mood worse….

i shall ask you one thing…
why the hell do you read this blurty?…
its just a webjournal with nothing else except a kid’s daily life stories…
do you find it interesting?…
i dont even find my life interesting…
how can you?…

life sucks…
especially today…
today started all good…
japanese test was postponed to monday…
i think…
pe was ok…
great watching people hit the dummy…
for selfdefense now…
its not rape anymore…
today was a strange pe class…
there were a lot of nonsuits…
so there were 8 boys and 18 girls…
insane stuff…
world history was lame…
i was a pad…
some peoples were jeds…
it was a simulation of palestineans and jews…
english was ok…
didn’t do anything…
just sat there and pretend i was working with the group…
while jenn and jen worked on most of it…
i watched…
stan talked…
our group works together so well…
bio…
the time when life started to suck…
it started out ok…
i got an extra credit for saying a correct answer…
thats when life started to crap…
now u probably are wondering how can extra credit suck?…
i shall tell you…
teacher said “see me after class” to get extra credit…
i did…
then teacher said “u didn’t take quiz 3″…
i said “yes i did”…
teacher (bowen) said “show me ur grade”…
i said “u never handed it back”…
bell rings…
bowen says “talk to me later…”
and basically makes me go away…
off to math…
another one of those crappy periods of the day…
there was more excitement today…
there was a test…
wasn’t really exciting…
i think i did ok…
except i think i screwed up and made a bunch of careless mistakes…
but…
i hope im just too worrisome…
oh well…
doesn’t really matter…
after school…
i stay late…
i take a scvma test…
its a math test…
to see if i can represent the school in im3…
3 spots…
6 people from im3 went…
actually 7…
but ben said he wasn’t going to go even if he won…
so 6…
test was harder than i expected…
the practice one was easier…
oh well…
i think i did ok…
so…
my conclusion is…
life sucks…
the other day…
when i got out the guitar…
i took out the pick…
its one of those thin ones…
its called “fender thin”…
well…
i got out my pick…
i put it in the strings like most people…
i think…
when i took it out…
the pick ripped in half…
it was amazing…
now im stuck with those fatter ones…
they are so stiff and stupid…
i dont like them…
my conclusion…
actually…
there is nothing to conclude…
this entry was kinda mindless…

Tuesday, March 11th, 2003
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Subject: bah
Time: 8:23 pm.
Mood: accomplished.
Music: Korn – Falling Away From Me.

there was a rape test today…
i think i failed it…
oh well…
i dont really care…
math test tomorrow…
another math test tomorrow…
to see if i can qualify to represent the school in IM3math…
i doubt it..
but theres 3 spots…
and 5 people…
i could make it…

bio test soon…
sometime this week…
on cell respiration…

about my antiLinkinPark wallpapers…
KaRkIaN 19: their faces are all retarded, like in real life

about my antiLinkinPark anti section…
f a t s h e e p1: im an idiot
f a t s h e e p1: ag

ain
AzNxReTaRdBoI: yes u are
f a t s h e e p1: every time that repeats
f a t s h e e p1: im losing self esteem
f a t s h e e p1: which reminds me
f a t s h e e p1: i must play that on winamp
f a t s h e e p1: by offspring

lazyboychong: hey man
lazyboychong: i can play cs again..
AzNxReTaRdBoI: nice
lazyboychong: so this will be the last time i talk to you online for like ever
lazyboychong: so say what you got to say

AzNxReTaRdBoI: antiLinkinPark!
AzNxReTaRdBoI: www10.brinkster.com/antilp
AzN HyBRiD 02: LoL
AzN HyBRiD 02: sry
AzN HyBRiD 02: im actally listenin to them rite now
AzN HyBRiD 02: their songs in their new cd at least

s u g a r y ish: i think i will make a website
s u g a r y ish: i will call it
s u g a r y ish: Procrastination Page
s u g a r y ish: …
s u g a r y ish: coming soon

Monday, March 10th, 2003
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Subject: predictions of this week
Time: 10:12 pm.
Mood: amused.
Music: Korn – Somebody Someone.

i hate mondays…
it means another week of school…
another week of terror…
another week of telling half the truth to parents about grades…
and piano…
bah…

i shall predict this week…
it will suck…
test tomorrow in rape pe class…
test after that in math…
test in bio either on thurs or fri…
hrm…
i think thats all…
antiLP!!

Join in the battle against Linkin Park!!

Sunday, March 9th, 2003
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Subject: today
Time: 9:52 pm.
Mood: blah.
Music: Korn – Dead Bodies Everywhere.

today it was ok
i watched some of that disney movie “tarzan”…
brings back childhood memories…
tarzan has dreadlocks…

CanadianMarmoset: Grades: F=fuck
CanadianMarmoset: d=dead
CanadianMarmoset: c=crap
AzNxReTaRdBoI: b?
CanadianMarmoset: b=bad
AzNxReTaRdBoI: a?
CanadianMarmoset: um…
CanadianMarmoset: a- is still bad
CanadianMarmoset: but a is awesome
CanadianMarmoset: that’s how azn parents work

CanadianMarmoset: i’m goin to strangle u and make u bald

Botan Gohan:
Empty forum there:
AntiLP is lonely.
LP needs more hate.
AzNxReTaRdBoI: yea
Botan Gohan: I like that Haiku

Friday, March 7th, 2003
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Subject: hello people
Time: 10:21 pm.
Mood: weird.
Music: Korn – Wake Up.

welcome to another one of abraham’s amazingly almost impossibly boring entries in this wonderful blurty.com place…

well today…
there was no school…
it was great…
i slept…
and did my hw…
then went to church…
saw stan and stephen…
good stuff…
i played a bass…
and a drum…
and that keyboard…
great stuff…
bass strings are extremely thick…
they are like 1 cm thick…
well… the low string is…
and they have the same tuning as a guitar…
somewhat…
oh well…
im running out of things to write about…
im off to do my AntiLinkinPark website…
its at www10.brinkster.com/antilp
look at it if u want…
its still in the works…

Thursday, March 6th, 2003
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Subject: hello peoples
Time: 8:31 pm.
Mood: accomplished.
Music: Korn – Somebody Someone.

hello…

today…
school started at 12:35…
no point in really going to school…

im really sick of this late school start thing…
im so used to waking up early..
it sucks…
i wake up early and then i go back to sleep…
i get all screwed when i have to go to school…

i got my hair cut today…
i miss my hair…
its like 4 inches gone…

music criticism of the day:
Bowling for Soup – Girls all the bad boys want
and
t.A.T.u – All that she said

both songs about love for a girl…
but both in somewhat disturbing ways…
the 1st one…
is a straight song…
except… the girl he describes is what i would call strange…
“cuz shes watching wrestling”…
doesn’t seem like my type…
the 2nd song…
its about lesbians…
thats right… lesbians…
GASP!!!…
quite disturbing…
dont want to explain how it is disturbing…

what ben kung said to me today…
“your going to get arrested one day… for listening to disturbed… and that rammstein (pronounced wrong)”

Wednesday, March 5th, 2003
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Subject: its time…
Time: 5:11 pm.
Mood: amused.
Music: Red Hot Chili Peppers – By the Way.

the time has come…

i ge tto make beer in bio tomorrow…

in school i was bored…
i played wc3 expansion this morning…
great stuff…
i calculated this thing…
April 2, 1433 is 5 centuries, 5 years, 5 months, 5 weeks, and 5 days to my birthdate…
i was bored…

its time for the abraham awards for music…
this award is like the grammys…
its somewhat like the trumpet awards… but its not racists against anyone not black…
whoever wins doesn’t get a prize…
they just get the fame of being in abraham’s blurty…
yay…
march 5 is official abraham’s awards for music day…

lets start…

Song that has much swear words:
the winner is Korn – K@#&%!
reason for winning…
read the lyrics…

Rapper that inspired a short asian kid called ben kung so much he changed his sn:
the winner is Birdman
reason for winning…
read ben’s sn… aznbirdman… queer…

Most disturbing cd cover:
the winner is Tie between Disturbed – The Sickness and Rammstein – Sehnsucht
reason for winning…

Most hilarious German song:
the winner is Rammstein – Zwitter
reason for winning…
read the lyrics… its about a hermaphrodite…

Fastest Japanese Talk:
the winner is Ayumi Hamasaki – Evolution
reason for winning…
listen to the song…

Most screaming:
the winner is Slipknot – The Heretic’s Anthem
reason for winning…
listen to the song… i bet you wont even know what they are talking about…

Most hate against a mom:
the winner is Disturbed – Down with the sickness
reason for winning…
“i dont need this shit you sadistic abusive fucking whore”

Strangest Music Video that will Scar Childhood memories forever:
the winner is Rammstein – Sonne
reason for winning…
its about snow white and the 6 little dwarves… thats right… 6!… snow white is an abusive person and abuses the dwarves… she dies of a heroine overdose… she resurrects… the horror…

Most canadian:
the winner is Five Iron Frenzy – Oh, Canada
reason for winning…
“lets go to canada… lets leave today…”

Most piano-ish:
the winner is Robert Miles
reason for winning…
always a piano part in this music…

Most strange:
the winner is Korn – Twist
reason for winning…
no lyrics at all…

Most perverted/disturbing:
the winner i

s Blink 182 – When you fucked grandpa
reason for winning…
its obvious…

Most played at Leland High School:
the winner is 311 – Amber
reason for winning…
they played that evertime…

Most hilarious/violent:
the winner is Cannibal Corpse – I will Kill You
reason for winning…
“stab you in the crotch” “needle inject gasoline”

Most random lyrics:
the winner is Red Hot Chili Peppers – The Zephyr Song
reason for winning…
read the lyrics…

Most disturbed group of girls:
the winner is Kittie
reason for winning…
they are canadian… and… listen to their music…

Song that will always remind me of middle school:
the winner is Greenday – Time of Your Life
reason for winning…
it was played at the graduation…

Band whose lead singer probably has no friends:
the winner is Korn
reason for winning…
listen to these songs… faget… good god… somebody someone… thoughtless…

Song who is dedicated to a dead kid:
the winner is Korn – Justin
reason for winning…
justin’s last wish was to see korn… korn wrote song…

Song about Starcraft:
the winner is Electric Funstuff – I Long for Combat
reason for winning…
“it doesn’t bother me that i play with men… the hottest chick i know is named kerrigan…”

Fob Rap:
the winner is Tai Mai Shu – Hardcore Chinese Freestyle Rap
reason for winning…
listen to that man…

Weirdest Remix:
the winner is Tie between the PacMan remix and the Tetris Remix
reason for winning…
why would anyone waste time remixing that???

Gayest band:
the winner is Linkin Park
reason for winning…
its obvious…

CanadianMarmoset: if they redeem themselves, u’ll hav to make it pro-linkin lol
CanadianMarmoset: NEWS FLASH: ANTI-LINKIN site becomes PRO-LINKIN site
CanadianMarmoset: NEWS FLASH: ABE has suddenly loved linkin park
AzNxReTaRdBoI: bull
CanadianMarmoset: then they release another remix album
AzNxReTaRdBoI: haha
AzNxReTaRdBoI: then it will be anti again
CanadianMarmoset: News Flash: Abe’s website has now turned into Anti linkin once again
CanadianMarmoset: yea lol

Tuesday, March 4th, 2003
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Subject: guess what!?
Time: 5:03 pm.
Mood: bored.
Music: Papa Roach – Between Angels and Insects.

guess what!?

school started at 10:40 today!
it wasn’t a very good day either!
i went to japanese…
it was great!
free day!
i went to rape pe class…
it was great!
jk!
it was crap!
i went to world historys…
it was great!
jp!
it was boring!
i went to english…
it sucked!
i went to bio…
it sucked too!
the class had to stay late…
then it was math…
since i had to stay late i never got to turn in my hw…
this makes me screwed!
bah…

sadies got cancelled…
everyone is pissed…
do i really care?…
no…
not really…
sadies does not pertain to people like abraham…

heres some info about wc3expansion beta…
im going to torture you..
while you read this…
i might be happily playing the beta!…
heres the readme…

WHAT’S NEW IN WARCRAFT III: THE FROZEN THRONE?
A lot! There are a number of new units, Heroes, buildings, upgrades, and items, in addition to a number of exciting new enhancements and features. Here’s a brief breakdown of the new additions:

BALANCE OVERVIEW

Most spellcasters (Sorceress, Priest, Shaman, Witch Doctor, Necromancer, Banshee, Druid of the Talon) have been re-balanced and given new armor and weapon types. All of these casters, as well as Dryads, now have “Unarmored” type armor, which means they take additional damage from Piercing and Siege attacks. Additionally, all of these casters (but not Dryads) deal Magic damage, which works much like Piercing, except it does additional damage against Medium armor instead of Heavy armor.

Most advanced technology structures have had their build times reduced. This reduction ranges from 20 seconds for especially underused structures, to 10 seconds for less underused structures. For instance, the Slaughterhouse builds 20 seconds faster now, while the Arcane Sanctum build time was only reduced by 10 seconds.

Units can become ethereal in certain situations. Ethereal units can only be damaged by Magic attacks (from casters such as Sorceresses, Banshees, etc) and by spells. Ethereal units cannot attack, but can still cast spells.

Magic-immune units cannot be attacked by units with the Magic damage type, such as Sorceresses, Banshees, etc.

Gold bounties given for killing creeps have been SIGNIFICANTLY reduced, especially on lower-level creeps.

The gold costs of all units and buildings have been reduced by roughly 15%.

Auto-cast buffs have been rebalanced with new mana costs, and in some cases such as Curse, have been slightly upgraded.

Night Elf Ancients now have Heavy armor when uprooted.

Thunderclap slow duration and strength have been tweaked so that the slow effect lasts 5 seconds at all levels, and decreases attack speed and movement speed by 50% at all levels.

Entangling roots, ensnare, and other immobilizers no longer prevent units from town portaling.

Many more minor tweaks to units and abilities…

RACIAL CHANGES

HUMANS

HERO
Blood Mage – Mystical Hero, adept at controlling magic and ranged assaults. Can learn Flame Strike, Banish, Mana Shield, and Mark of Fire. Attacks land and air units.

Flame Strike – Conjures a pillar of fire which damages ground units in a target area over time.

Mana Shield – Surrounds the affected unit with a temporary shield that will absorb a set amount of magical or physical damage.

Banish – Turns a unit temporarily ethereal so that it cannot attack or be attacked physically. It may cast spells and have spells cast upon it, however.

Mark of Fire [Ultimate] – Sacrifices a target non-mechanical unit to create a Phoenix. This mythical bird’s fiery wings will singe nearby air attackers. Immune to magic. Attacks land and air units.

UNITS
Dragon Hawk – Swift flying unit, mounted by an Elven warrior. Has the Cloud ability. Attacks land and air units.

Cloud – Creates a small cloud that stops buildings with ranged attacks that are within it from attacking.

Spell Breaker – Elven warrior trained to disrupt and contort magical energies. Initially has the Spell Immunity ability, which renders him immune to magic. Can also learn Spell Steal. Attacks land units.

Spell Immunity – The Spell Breaker is immune to all spells (exactly like the Dryad).

Spell Steal – Steals a positive buff from an enemy unit and applies it to a nearby friendly unit and/or removes a negative buff from a friendly units and applies it to an enemy unit. This is an auto-cast ability.

BUILDINGS
Arcane Vault – Creates a shop from which Heroes can purchase and sell items. The items available are dependant upon what level of upgrade your Town Hall has (Town Hall, Keep, or Castle) and what buildings you have.

OTHER
Research Rocket Tank – This upgrade changes Steam Tanks into War Engines, giving them a rocket-like attack versus air units. CURRENTLY NOT ACTIVE!

NIGHT ELVES
HERO
Warden – Cunning Hero, adept at entering and escaping combat. Can learn Blink, Fan of Knives, Shadow Strike and Spirit of Vengeance. Attacks land and air units.

Blink – Teleports the Warden a short distance, allowing her to move in and out of
combat.

Fan of Knives – The Warden flings a flurry of knives at multiple enemy targets around her.

Shadow Strike – The Warden hurls a poisoned dagger with incredible force at a target enemy ground unit causing damage and temporarily slowing the target.

Spirit of Vengeance [Ultimate] – Creates a powerful fighting Spirit from the bodies of fallen allies. The strength of the Spirit of Vengeance is proportional to the number of fallen allies nearby. Immune to magic. Attacks land and air units.

UNITS
Hippogryph Rider – This Archer mounted Hippogryph now has the ability to allow its rider to dismount.

Mountain Giant – Slow moving melee unit that can take incredible amounts of punishment. Has the Taunt and War Club abilities. Can learn Hardened Skin and Resistant Skin. Attacks land units.

Taunt – Causes nearby enemies to switch their attack to the Mountain Giant.

War Club – Gives the Mountain Giant a temporary siege enhanced attack.

Hardened Skin – Gives Mountain Giants increased resistance to attack damage.

Resistant Skin – Gives Mountain Giants increased resistance to spell damage

Faerie Dragon – Small quick flying unit, effective against enemy casters. Has the Phase Shift and Mana Flare abilities. Immune to magic. Attacks land and air units.

Phase Shift – Allows the Faerie Dragon to briefly turn ethereal, breaking targeting of enemy units. This is an auto-cast ability.

Mana Flare – Causes the Faerie Dragon to channel negative magical energies that damage nearby enemies when they cast spells.

BUILDINGS
All NE Ancients can now attack while rooted.

Ancient of Wonders – Creates a shop from which Heroes can purchase items. The items available are dependant upon what level of upgrade your Tree of Life has (Tree of Life, Tree of Ages, or Tree of Eternity) and what buildings you have.

OTHER
Cyclone – This spell is now dispellable.

Well Spring Upgrade – This upgrade increases Moon Well mana capacity and mana regeneration rate.

Enchanted Bears (temp name) Upgrade – This upgrade allows Druids of the Claw to cast Roar while in Bear Form

Enchanted Crows (temp name) Upgrade – Allows Druids of the Talon to cast Faerie Fire from Storm Crow Form.

ORCS
HERO
Shadow Hunter – Cunning Hero, adept at healing magics and voodoo curses. Can learn Healing Wave, Hex, Serpent Ward and Big Bad Voodoo. Attacks land and air units.

Healing Wave – Calls forth a wave of energy that heals a target and bounces to nearby friendlies. Each bounce heals less damage.

Hex – Temporarily transforms an enemy unit into a random critter, disabling special abilities.

Serpent Ward – Summons an immobile serpentine ward to attack the Shadow Hunter’s enemies. Attacks land and air units.

Big Bad Voodoo [Ultimate] – Turns all friendly units invulnerable in an area around the Shadow Hunter. The Shadow Hunter does not turn invulnerable.

UNITS
Troll Batrider – Light flying unit with incredible eyesight. Good at destroying buildings. Has the Unstable Concoction ability, which allows the Troll Batrider to explode, dealing damage to nearby enemy air units. Can learn the Liquid Fire ability. Attacks land units.

Unstable Concoction – Causes a powerful explosion that deals damage to nearby enemy air units.

Liquid Fire – Flings a volatile liquid that causes buildings to take damage over time. Buildings that are currently taking damage from Liquid Fire cannot be repaired.

Spirit Walker – Tauren caster who can shift between the corporeal and spirit worlds. Can cast Spirit Link, Disenchant, and Ancestral Spirit.

Corporeal/Ethereal Form – Allows the Spirit Walker to morph between corporeal and ethereal form.

Ancestral Spirit – Allows a Spirit Walker to resurrect dead non-Hero Tauren.

Disenchant – Damages all summoned units in an area.

Spirit Link – Links the spirits of several friendly units together so that damage to one unit will be shared to some extent by all the units linked to it.

BUILDINGS
Reinforced Orc Burrow – Upgraded version of the Orc Burrow with greater hit points and greater defenses.

Voodoo Lounge – Creates a shop from which Heroes can purchase items. The items available are dependant upon what level of upgrade your Great Hall has (Great Hall, Stronghold, or Fortress) and what buildings you have.

OTHER
Troll Berserker – Troll Headhunters may now be upgraded into Troll Berserkers, which are tougher and have the Berserk ability. Can learn Troll Regeneration.

Berserk – Gives the Troll Berserker faster movement and attack rate; however, they will also take more damage from attacks.

Ensnare – This ability is no longer dispellable, and it can target magic-immune units.

Wind Walk – If the Blademaster attacks a unit to break invisibility, he will deal bonus damage.

UNDEAD
HERO
Crypt Lord – Warrior Hero, adept at summoning insect minions and crushing enemies. Can learn Impale, Spiked Carapace, Carrion Beetles and Locust Swarm. Attacks land units.

Impale – The Crypt Lord impales a target enemy unit, then flings it into the air. When the impaled unit hits the ground, it is stunned.

Spiked Carapace – The Crypt Lord forms barbed layers of chitinous armor that increase its defense and return damage to enemy melee attackers.

Carrion Beetles – Progenerates a Carrion Beetle from a target corpse. At higher levels of the spell’s proficiency, these Beetles can burrow into the ground to hide from enemies. While they are burrowed, they cannot attack.

Locust Swarm [Ultimate] – Summons a swarm of locusts that attack nearby enemies and restore hit points to the Crypt Lord commensurate with the damage the locusts inflict.

UNITS
Obsidian Statue – Fortified statue with an aura that causes nearby wounded friendly Undead units to regenerate hit points at a faster rate. Can cast Absorb Mana and Replenish Mana. The benefits of its aura can be enhanced through research. Can also research Sphinx Form.

Aura of Blight – Regenerative aura that only affects friendly Undead units. This effect does not stack with other statues or with Blight.

Absorb Mana – Drains a target owned unit of mana. All mana stolen will fill the Statue’s mana pool.

Replenish Mana – Replenish the mana of a target friendly unit. This is an auto-cast ability.

Sphinx Form – Transforms the Obsidian Statue into a powerful flying unit. Attacks land and air units.

Black Sphinx – Large flying unit with powerful anti-caster abilities. Can cast Devour Mana and Orb of Annihilation. Attacks land and air units.

Devour Magic – Dispels units of all magic buffs within an area. Every buff dispelled will be converted into hit points and mana for the Black Sphinx. This spell will also deal damage to summoned units in the area of effect.

Orb of Annihilation – Gives the Sphinx a more powerful attack that delivers splash damage. This is an auto-cast ability.

BUILDINGS
Tomb of Relics – Creates a shop from which Heroes can purchase items. The items available are dependant upon what level of upgrade your Necropolis has (Necropolis, Halls of the Dead, or Black Citadel) and what buildings you have.

OTHER
Crypt Fiend – This unit may now learn the Burrow ability.

Burrow (Crypt Fiend/Carrion Beetle) – Allows Crypt Fiends to burrow into the ground, become invisible, and regenerate hit points at a faster rate. While burrowed, Crypt Fiends cannot attack.

Web – This ability is no longer dispellable, and it can target magic-immune units.

Skeletal Mage – A unit summoned by the Raise Dead spell once Skeletal Mastery has been researched. Like Skeleton Warriors, Skeletal Mages can benefit from Skeletal Longevity.

Upgrade Aura of Blight – Increases the regenerative effect of the Obsidian Statue’s hit point regeneration.

Exhume Corpses Upgrade – This upgrade allows Meat Wagons to generate corpses like a Graveyard. A new corpse is generated every X seconds and is placed inside their cargo. CURRENTLY NOT ACTIVE.

NEUTRALS
HERO
Dark Ranger – Cunning Hero, adept at manipulating opponents. Can learn Silence, Black Arrow, Life Drain, and Charm. Attacks land and air units.

Silence – Stops all enemies in a target area from casting spells for a short duration.

Black Arrow – Adds extra damage to attacks. Enemy ground units killed while under the effect of Black Arrow will turn into skeletons.

Life Drain – Channeling spell that siphons health from the target to the Dark Ranger for a period of time or until the affected unit moves out of range. Dispel does not affect the spell.

Charm [Ultimate] – Takes control of a target enemy unit. Charm cannot be used on Heroes, or on creeps who are too powerful.

BUILDINGS
Marketplace – A store for purchasing goods. As creeps are killed, whatever items they drop will simultaneously stock this store.

Goblin Shipyard – Sells boats.

Tavern – Allows you to hire various Heroes.

NEW FEATURES & ENHANCEMENTS

AMM Search Improvements – Now when searching for anonymous opponents for AMM games, you can chat in the chatroom. Additionally, a “Quick Game” option has been added that will immediately start a game using the settings from your previous game.

In-Game Battle.net Reply – While in a game you can now “/r ” individuals who message you from Battle.net.

Clan Support – UI support for clans is now available on Battle.net. Please visit the Beta site http://www.blizzard.com/war3x/beta/ for further information on how to create clans and manage clans.

Allied Team Colors – The “Minimap Ally Colors” button now toggles units in the minimap AND IN THE world view to appear colored according to alliance. Player is white on minimap (Blue in world view), allies are Teal on minimap and in world view, and enemies are red on the minimap and in the world view. Creeps appear black in this mode.

Dark Mask Creep Indicator – Creep locations are now visible through the minimap in the form of a glowing icon. This icon indicates a creep camp’s threat level as easy (small-sized icon) or challenging (large-sized icon).

Health Bars – Holding down the “Alt” key will display health bars above all units on the screen. Holding down the “[” will display friendly health bars where the “]” key will display enemy health bars.

Queued Research/Upgrades – You can now queue multiple upgrades as well as units simultaneously from buildings, provided there are available resources.

Research/Upgrade Complete Messages – The text messages that appear when research or an upgrade is completed now tell you specifically what was completed.

Inherited Follow – When following a friendly unit, following units now inherit the order of the leader. For example, units following an attacking Hero will also attack along with the Hero.

Improved Defeat Conditions – Defeat conditions now greatly reduce the frustration caused by “hide the farm” tactics.

Town Portal Improvements – Players can now more accurately control where they arrive when they use a Scroll of Town Portal by clicking on a specific location in the world view within limited range of the town hall they are teleporting to. Additionally, double-clicking on a Scroll of Town Portal will send your affected units to the nearest, player-owned town hall on the map. In the case that the player has no town halls, the units will be taken to the highest technology allied players town hall.

Rally Point to Hero Icon Feature – You can now select a unit-producing building and right click on a Hero icon along the left side of the screen to assign the rally point to that Hero.

Building Control Groups – Buildings are now supported in control and subgroups the same way units are.

Handicaps – We now have handicaps in the game allowing players to set themselves at a disadvantage if they so choose. This reduces the maximum hit points for the affected players units to the chosen percentage. So, for example, a player setting his handicap to 60% will have units with maximum hit point values 60% the normal value.

Occupied Display (Bunkers) – These structures now display “occupied” graphics above them when a unit is inside.

Improved Waypoints – Waypoints are now graphically represented much more clearly. A small flag is placed at each waypoint. Additionally, several buildings can be way-pointed for construction by a single worker unit, although you must have the available resources for each building.

Construction Site Indicators – A transparent building appears at the construction site of placed buildings indicating that a building is going to be constructed there.

isn’t that great!?

thats the south korean president…
look in the background…

Monday, March 3rd, 2003
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Subject: its that time again
Time: 7:01 pm.
Mood: pissed off.
Music: Rammstein – Zwitter.

its that time again!
its abraham’s almost daily blurty update!

i would like to talk about how crappy pe rape class is…
im so sick of going to that fucking classroom…
i walk in and see 2 tvs with blue screens ready to play some crappy movie…
i sit down and say here when my name is called…
the movie starts and i watch…
i look to my left and see a group of horny guys having a group masterbation to some maxim magazine…
i look to my right and see the file cabinets…
i look back and see kyle chong swearing about how crappy the movie is…
i look forward and watch the movie…
that class is over…
i leave that place…
wait for about five minutes…
and go to morello’s class…
boring as hell…
sit and sleep…
after that its that gay english class…
stupid teacher doesn’t teach jack shit…
she fucking expects us to write all good and crap without even teaching us…
stupid bitch…
i go have lunch…
usually take someone’s food and eat it…
then its bowen bio time!…
today we burned nuts…
thats right…
we burned nuts…
we burned walnuts, peanuts, and almonds…
i found my future profession…
Pyro!…
it was great…
we used up about 5 packs of matches to light them on fire…
my side of the room was all smoking…
i stole a pack of matches and lit them up after school…
it was crazy…
a bonfire…
almost…
then it was yamamoto (math)…
i sat and stared for the 1st half hour…
then it was time to take notes…
i took my notes…
school ended…

went home…
ate…
sleep…
found out im got accepted into warcraft 3 expansion beta…
feel happy…

sadies might be cancelled…
the school is too greedy…
they have to make a profit or it will be cancelled..
what if the people already bought their tickets…
will they get a refund?…
everyone already did their shopping junk…
although i dont really understand how that works…
what will happen…
if they cancel this the students will get really pissed…
i dont really give a shit tho…
im not going to that sadies crap…
oh well…

oh btw…
has anyone noticed today is 03-03-03…
third day of the third month of the third year of 2000

Sunday, March 2nd, 2003
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Subject: welcome
Time: 9:39 pm.
Mood: amused.
Music: Red Hot Chili Peppers – Otherside.

welcome to another entry of abraham’s boring blurty!

i would like to talk about the salt mine in my garage…
well u see…
theres a water softener in the garage…
for all you that dont know…
water softners run on salt…
one day…
my mom was cleaning it out..
and some salt got onto the ground..
and now…
theres an amazing growth of salt..
i would be rich if i lived in the ancient egyptian times…

the Electronic Gaming Monthly april fools joke is quite hilarious…
topless Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball mode…
hilarious…
they even had photoshopped pictures…
well…
i think it was the april fools joke…

starcraft ghost is looking cool…

Subject: another crappy update…
Time: 5:42 pm.
Mood: calm.
Music: Red Hot Chili Peppers – Can’t Stop.

this is another entry in my blurty…

today…
i slept quite a long time…
woke up kind of late…
went to church…
saw matz there…
strange stuff…
its a chinese church…

then…
came home and cleaned the house…
at first i was pulling weeds…
i almost got a callus from doing that…
then my dad told me to help clean the pond filter…
so i did…
i was lifting all these bags of rocks…
wtf were they doing in a pond filter…
oh well…
i lifted them out and cleaned them…
they were like 50 lbs each…
then we pulled out these foam thing stuffs…
they were all strange and algae-y…
i cleaned them…
my dad pulled out a few pipes that were hosting a colony of these worms…
it was quite disturbing…
i scraped them off with scissors…
that is about it…
then we finished…
and came in…
i took a long shower…
and now “working on my english essay”…
that is about it…
maybe ill write more in this crap later…

brian is going to a sum41 concert…
stupid man…

did u ever notice that romeo like never talks to his parents and juliet always talks to her parents?
quite strange..

WOW!
Disturbed Concert!!!
IN SAN JOSE!!!
Sat, 04/19/03
7:00 pm
San Jose State Event Center Arena
209 S. 7th Street, San Jose, CA 95192
NO CANS/BOTTLES/ALCH
GENERAL ADMISSION TICKET
$29.50

on sale noW!!!
anyone want to buy the tickets for me?
and bring me there?
www.ticketmaster.com

too much sc or too little sc?

f a t s h e e p1: gl hf ka dd
AzNxReTaRdBoI: lol
f a t s h e e p1: go
f a t s h e e p1: go
f a t s h e e p1: go
f a t s h e e p1: go
f a t s h e e p1: go
f a t s h e e p1: gooooooooooogoggogogogogogog
f a t s h e e p1: googgooggoog
f a t s h e e p1: goooooooooo
f a t s h e e p1: go
AzNxReTaRdBoI: too much sc?
f a t s h e e p1: too little
f a t s h e e p1: haven’t played in a loooong time
f a t s h e e p1: no one says that crap in wc3 though
f a t s h e e p1: traditions change
AzNxReTaRdBoI: yea
f a t s h e e p1: :-f a t s h e e p1: mebbe
f a t s h e e p1: in sc2
f a t s h e e p1: they will

Saturday, March 1st, 2003
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Subject: today was boring…
Time: 8:27 pm.
Mood: blah.
Music: Sublime – Date Rape.

Today Was Boring

actually…
it wasn’t…
there was chinese school…
hmm…
actually it was boring…
i came home…
and did some hw…
did other crap…
and it is now…
a few minutes ago…
i played a person warcraft 3…
the guy was from chinese school…
i got owned in 10 minutes…
he could have killed me in 5 minutes…
but he was nice…
i think…
oh well…
i updated this…
even tho there is nothing to talk about…
because christina told me to…
here is her reason…

s u g a r y ish: its annoying when one checks
s u g a r y ish: and its not updated!
s u g a r y ish: grr

ok its done..
happy?

oh btw…
me and my cousin are starting an anti-linkinpark club thing…
its going to be a website with craps and stuff…
anyone want to help?…

f a t s h e e p1: i will kill you
f a t s h e e p1: anti linkin park
f a t s h e e p1: how could you
f a t s h e e p1: i’m listening to somewhere i belong right now in fact

AzNxReTaRdBoI: AHHH!
LUmeNAstRalis: squeaka!
AzNxReTaRdBoI: ur still a linkin park fan
LUmeNAstRalis: wha?1?
LUmeNAstRalis: what’s so bad!?
AzNxReTaRdBoI: bah
AzNxReTaRdBoI: i hate linkin park
LUmeNAstRalis: METEORA!
LUmeNAstRalis: 3/24!
AzNxReTaRdBoI: i repeat
LUmeNAstRalis: SOMEWHERE I BELONG!
AzNxReTaRdBoI: i hate linkin park
LUmeNAstRalis: repeat, abraham hates linkin park
AzNxReTaRdBoI: yes
AzNxReTaRdBoI: good job